How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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