my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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