How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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