Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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