You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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