you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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