I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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