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say what?
wanna hang out?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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