My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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