The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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