How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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