there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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