i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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