she was so not down for the gang bang
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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