The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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