I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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