I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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