Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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