I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I looked at my own cervix.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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