she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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