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(703): View more from Virginia

It's like God shit irony all over that family

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(205): View more from Alabama

i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"

(1-205): View more from Alabama

if you ask that question again our friendship is over

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(415): View more from California

She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....

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(646): View more from New York

My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people

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(207): View more from Maine

i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier

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(925): View more from California

one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame

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