Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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