Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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