the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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