Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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