Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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