omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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