You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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