watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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