At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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