I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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