How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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