i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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