I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
