we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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