TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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