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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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