ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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