There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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