i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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