oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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