Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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