I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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