I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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