he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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