whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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