I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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