id be glad to
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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