We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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