ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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